Kristen Stewart as Stephanie Meyer's Evil Twin

Is Kristen Stewart morphing into Stephanie Meyer's evil twin? Could be ... something about this publicity photo from the Breaking Dawn 2 premiere put me in a very Portrait of Dorian Gray mindset. The way their faces are aligned, the resemblance between the two stands out in an odd way.

Photo from The Superficial

Think about it ... the evil twin thing would explain so much. The irrational behavior, the cheating, the strange interviews - Kristen Stewart's real personality could just be getting overwhelmed by Stephanie Meyer's use of her as a younger, hotter version of herself. Life by proxy - I mean, it's as reasonable an explanation for Rupert Sanders as anything else I've read. Plus it explains how the two of them seem to be creepily looking more alike every time they're photographed together. 

Kristen Stewart Reminds Me Of January Jones In W Magazine

Checking out Kristen Stewart's photo shoot for W Magazine, I couldn't help but be reminded of January Jones.  Blame it on seeing X Men First Class earlier this summer, but at first I didn't even think this was Kristen Steward at all.  I'm believing her in the Snow White gear better than in these shots, which just seem to make her look like someone else entirely.

The cover, looking wide-eyed and glam

With a red ring that I kind of want

With a very January Jones style mink

Not all of the Kristen Stewart go this far to alter her look, but this one really does it up.  I like the photos, but I just keep seeing January Jones

 

Anyone else seeing the resemblance?

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In World's Grainiest Kiss

So the blogosphere is a-twitter that Bella and Edward . . . I mean, Rob and Kristen . . . have finally been caught kissing in public.  While not accepting an award.  Sadly, rather than being a full on "Yes we suck face deal with it Twilight fans" kind of screw you to the Robsten haters, these are the world's grainiest make-out photos.  Not that I'm necessarily more voyeuristic than the next girl . . it's just if you've got 'em, flaunt 'em is my general motto on celebrity romance with hot men.

Thanks to Celebuzz for the photo (obviously)

Maybe now they'll be able to be a little more public?  Who knows!

Robert Pattinson FINALLY Gets His Kiss At The 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Amid all of Twilight's nominations and wins at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, I was pleased to see that Rob Pattinson finally got his awards show kiss from Kristen Stewart.  As Twi-hards will remember, at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Kristen and Rob's Twilight kiss was also nominated for best kiss, but they faked out the crowd.

This year, no faking.  However, already the Internet is abuzz and a-Twitter that the kiss was unscripted and that Kristen did not approve.  To me, it doesn't exactly look like she was resisting, given that her arm is around Rob Pattinson's neck instead of punching him in the gut.  So it will be interesting to see how this gets spun by the major gossip hounds over the next few days . . . but it was sure a fun moment for the crowd!

New Moon Hit By Razzie Nominations

I know I've been blog fail for a bit now, as Ecuador is a great vacation spot with crap for Internet bandwidth. We're working on it.

I did manage to sneak in some unauthorized Internet usage today and discovered that New Moon had been nominated for multiple Razzie Awards. Razzies are pretty much the anti-honor, given to the "worst of" categorizations. While the Twilight cast thankfully didn't sweep the nominations, there were still a few nods in there to our team.

The Twilight Trifecta got nominated for Worst Screen Couple of 2009. In some recognition of the love triangle in New Moon, the three of them were nominated in dual pairs, as Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

Independently, Rob Pattinson earned a Razzie nod for his New Moon portrayal of Edward in the Worst Supporting Actor of 2009 category, and Melissa Rosenburg earned a nomination for Worst Screenplay. I think Twifans will second that, and I also blame Melissa Rosenburg's screenplay for the nomination that the Twilight Saga: New Moon received in the Worst Remake, Sequel, or Rip-Off category.

For a full list of the Razzie nominees, you can hit the Razzies homepage, and we'll just have to stay tuned March 6, 2010 to see if the Twilight crew ends up being a "winner" of any of the Razzie Awards.

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Makeout? ICK!

I'll confess that I've been looking forward to seeing The Runaways when it comes out. I was a little too young to have been that into the music scene when they were big, but I am a later in life lover of Joan Jett music, so it was on my list.

My understanding of the plot was that it was generally about the band and their life. Now, MTV Sneak Peek is raving on and on about how the makeout scene between Kristen Steward and Dakota Fanning is going to be "explosive" and how the director just couldn't not include the sexual interaction between Joan Jett and Cherie Currie.

Yeah, I just bet he couldn't resist. Pervert.

Yes, I know it happened. That doesn't mean I want to see it on film. Especially when I know that one of the actresses is not yet 18. It's just . . . kind of gross? Inappropriate? I don't know . . it just doesn't feel like something I'd enjoy watching on a number of levels, at least one of them oddly parental. Forget about your agent letting you do something . . . did your mom have anything to say about this?

Then there's the level of odd that it's Bella and Jane making out here, since you know that's an alternative reality scenario right there. It just adds to the wrong.

Sign. I'm in the movie for the music, not the cheap lesbian thrills.

More Music, Less Makeout, Okay?

New Moon Premier Outfits: Winners

It's red carpet time people, which means it is also time for breaking down the outfits that were. This post is dedicated to all those Twi-cast members who were able to correctly work out what to wear to a premier where they will be photographed approximately a bazillion times. You could hear the cameras clicking away the whole time the red carpet feed was "streaming", which is Internet speak for buffering and teasing me until I give up. Fortunately, a picture is worth 1,000 pieces of buffering nonsense.

Without further ado, the winners on the New Moon premier red carpet:

Kristen Stewart

I may like some of the edgier looks from the New Moon movie promotional tour on her better, but there is no denying that Kristen Steward was representing Bella Swan with class here.

Taylor Lautner

Taylor certainly cleans up nicely!

Rob Pattinson

Basically, this one is here because Rob Pattinson in a suit on the red carpet = win.

Julia Jones

Yes, you play the mean girl. Fortunately, you still know how to look sweet on the red carpet. Not to showy, not limelight sucking away from the stars, and still full of class. Way to go!

Catherine Hardwicke Needs To STFU

In her most recent interview about Twilight, Catherine Hardwicke basically implies that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart wanted to bang from day one, and would have done it the first day they met if she hadn't stopped them.

She said WHAT about us?! That hag!

Have I mentioned before that I think she's a crazed hag? Or that she annoys the snot out of me? Or that her movie making skills are atrocious, as witnessed by the fact that we all love the Twilight movie DESPITE its flaws (and Lord, the things we have to overlook . . sloppy, sloppy!). Seriously, someone needs to tell her to put a sock in it. Or someone could just put a sock in it. That works for me too.

Rob And Kristen Crash My Computer

Well, I've been trying to upload photographic evidence of the relationship between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but every time I get almost ready to public, my computer crashes.

Apparently, the universe conspires against the spreading of news that they are in fact together.
Interesting . . . but you can ponder it more deeply over at TwiCrack Addict. The handholding between them is in fact real.

Now I'm hitting publish quick before the truth take the computer down again!

Hey, Hey Harper's Bazaar is Hot!

Wow, I am learning about so many magazines courtesy of Twilight. I would never have bothered to even THINK of this magazine where it not for photos like this:

Dear Kristen Stewart: Once You're Dead, Rob's Mine

You know what I want for Christmas? Magazine subscriptions. Lots of them. I'm starting a list. It's my only defense.

Twilight Porn For Halloween?

As much fan fiction as there is out there, and given the riotous laughingstock that is the sparklepeen, you knew it was only a matter of time before someone made Twilight porn.

There are some pieces of me that acknowledged, on one level, that it must be in existence out there somewhere, the porn world being what it is and all. It's just a whole other thing to see the movie posters out there in the Twiverse and know that yes, Virginia, there is a Twilight porn. Coming soon to a theatre (or home theatre) near you.

Even more shudder worth are the details from Twicrack Addict, where I got to learn that the star, Jenna Haze, is apparently the 2009 female performer of the year. If I was Kristen Stewart, I'm not sure if that would make me feel better or worse, to know that I have a porn star alter ego who has won "real" acting awards.

Then again, if I was Kristen Stewart, I'd be thin and get to hang all over Robert Pattinson. So I'd probably be totally indifferent to whoever was playing me in the Twilight porn version of my character's life. Just saying.

Concentrating In The Face Of Abs

As much as I like to mock Kristen Stewart for her ridiculous facial expressions in the Twilight movies, this is one look I totally understand. Check this out:

You see that look on her face? That look is quite clearly the look known as "What was I trying to say before you took your shirt off?"

I can only imagine her train of thought here. Mostly because I know what my train of thought would be ... okay, what my train of thought IS. I'm going to hell. Or at the very least, jail.

Teen Choice Awards: Wardrobe Choices

Bwahahaha, the live feed was down so hearing all about the event was decided for me. I "watched" via tweets and posts, although of course it will all be on again on Monday night.

Until then, we can play my favorite red carpet game: What the hell are you wearing?

Nikki Reed

I like the shoes okay, but I am kind of meh on the dress. Sadly, Nikki is a bit ruined for me at the moment as now, whenever I see her, I am curious how many of her wardrobe choices are being influenced by her connection with this guy.

Ashley Greene

I like the top of the dress, with the feathering or whatever it is around the bustier section. The random floral on the bottom of the dress? WTForks is that? I think the designer could have done something much cooler than THAT with this dress.

Kristen Stewart

So, evidently those are punk rock metal studs dangling on the bottom of that dress. Many people have implied its to keep people's hands away, but I am much more practical than that. How the hell do you sit down on punk rock studs? Through an awards show? Either Kristen is much more hard core than I had previously suspected, or she has a major thing for pain. Or she's an idiot. Take your choice.

Thanks to Socialite Life and Getty for the Photos!

Wait, They Let Rob Pattinson Drive In America?

Rob Pattinson was spotted driving away from Kristen Stewart's house early this morning. Apparently, they went to a Bobby Long concert together last night, as reported by Moon over at LettersToTwilight and scooped over on RadarOnline (also by Moon).

The Evidence: Exhibits 1 and 2

Fine, they're both in town for the Teen Choice Awards instead of being up in Vancouver. Naturally, they should get together. I'm fine with it. Robsten. It's okay. Really.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING, YOU MORONS?

I mean, honestly, this is like an exhibit in HOW NOT TO BE SUBTLE about creeping around. Separate cabs, people, separate cabs. Yes, it does take away the fun out of making out in the backseat together, but have you learned nothing from fame? Photographers are out there with zoom lenses. Blog girls (who kick ass, btw, Moon, totally love you) are out there with camera phones.

Either blatantly be together, or take some lessons. Hire Angelina Jolie or Johnny Depp as tutors or whatever it takes, but learn to be better at media avoidance.

From there . . . .who else noticed that although Rob is British, he is totally driving in the US? Wrong side of the road and all! On one hand, bully for him for getting it right, and on the other hand . . . .scary as all get out.

Photo Smackdown: Kristen Stewart And Nikki Reed

Somebody snarky out there has it in for Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed. And somebody right here (yeah, that would be me!) thought it was freakin' hilarious.

Promoting the hell out of the Twilight Saga, times 2.

I totally love Kate Beckinsdale, btw. I especially love how she made up for Van Helsing with Underworld. No accents, all leather, guns, and vampire sexiness. Hmmm . . . . . .how can we incorporate more of those things into Twilight? Work on it people!

Recovering From Comic Con Overload

Comic Con insanity is winding down, leaving everyone out there with an interest in Twilight to sort through the absolutely staggering amount of video and merchandise that were unleashed at the convention.

It's a lot. In some ways, Comic Con totally delivered, because fans were served up not just one, but two sneak peeks of the movie. Hells yeah!

In other ways it kind of sucked, because the initial press conference was short and lame, and although the panel was a little better it still wasn't necessarily everything that fans were wanting. Although, of course, we'll take what we can get.

About the best location for the raw footage, now that bad video and technically flawed live feeds have been sorted out, is over at NewMoonMovie.org.

The footage is all kind of entertaining, although there are definitely some people who shine more than others. Ashley Greene did well for her first time at a panel of this size, and Rob Pattinson was really sweetly letting Taylor Lautner shine in his moment as the hot one of the movie.

Way to give a win to Team Jacob there Rob!

Kristen seemed a bit off, although to be fair she is really in the middle of doing a totally different kind of film. To be unfair . . .sit up straight hoesbeast, you're the star here!

Also pleasantly surprised by how deadpan funny and self-deprecating Chris Weitz turned out to be. I didn't really like Catherine in her interviews (something about her voice & mannerisms just bugs me) and from his taste in music I wasn't sure I was going to like this guy. And yet. . . he is totally growing on me. Depending on how 'effing awesome the film turns out to be, I may just become a fan.

And then . . . .and then there is the merchandise.

I love you Rachelle, just for holding THAT.

Man, oh man. They are totally whoring this film out to the merch men, and retailers have got to be on their knees saying thank you for this little gem!

More on merch later . . . .once I get over the shirtless Jacob doll!

(Big thanks to ET and photobucket twilight lovers for the photos!)

Fresh New Moon Comic Con Panel Funnies

So, despite massive technical difficulties as every live feed on the web went FAIL the second the panel started, it seems that we do have a bit of win going on here.

Namely, fun quotes:

Kstew on Robsten: Are you kidding me? (And then Summit shut down that line of questioning, LOL)

Pattinson on Vampires: Um, I try to downplay that element.

Oh, really?

Lautner on growling for fans: I don't actually enjoy doing that. (10 million fantasies just went *poof* all over the web)

Rob Pattinson on questions he'd never like to hear again: What was it like kissing Taylor Lautner?

Twilight Body Double Love

The fine folks over at Newmoonmovie.org have surfaced some video of the Italy shoot, featuring the Porsche bit and a bunch of Twilight body double loving.

Seriously, right after the first 30 seconds, where everyone can collectively bag on the hideous-ass coat they have put on the Alice character, you get to see 7 hysterical minutes of obsession. Someone is deep in love with the body doubles in New Moon. We're talking super zoom in, constant camera stalking, lingering glances following their every move love with these body doubles. Kinda creepy, kinda loltastic.

Right after a pretty good fake out with the Kristen Stewart body double where you think it's her, they show fans getting photos with the Rob Pattinson double. Part of me is like, why? And another part of me points out that a picture with a hot guy is a picture with a hot guy. So, no hating on that there--these fans certainly look happy enough!

Not Even In Theaters Yet And I'm So Over Remember Me

So, as it seems like a quiet day on the Twilight front, I was looking through some of the photos and links that I had missed out on earlier in the week while I was messing with KStew pregnant photo manips. (no, I haven't decided what to do with them, maybe post later, maybe not. Snark + Ultrasounds = Just a little odd)

And it struck me: I am SO over Remember Me, and it hasn't even made it to theaters yet.

Heck, the darn thing isn't even in post-production.

It's just that the thing sounds like exactly the kind of Lifetime/Oxygen Channel rom com tearjerker that makes me feel dirty for even admitting I've watched it.

Oh, they're billing it as the "Love Story" of our day. Right . . . .you know what I liked about Love Story? The soundtrack. I actually knew the score before I really knew the movie, and I could play most of it on the piano. Mega props to the composers.

The story itself . . . . .hmmm. Well, if they really want it to be like that, then instead of Rob Darling getting all smacked around, Ms. Romantic Interest needs to get terminally ill and die. Like, stat. THAT would certainly liven things up--well, at least over here in fan fantasy land, where we all get cast as the replacement, LOLs.

But seriously . . .does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that this movie is going to be an EPIC SUCK? Oh, I'm sure it will commercially successful, cause we're all terrible suckers for Rob movies, but . . . . well, you know what I'm saying here.

Watch This: You Bring Me Closer To Rob

Okay, still on a mission to not think about Robsten and the possible KStew baby. What better way to do that than to enjoy something that is 100% pure Rob alone?

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