Kristen Stewart as Stephanie Meyer's Evil Twin

Is Kristen Stewart morphing into Stephanie Meyer's evil twin? Could be ... something about this publicity photo from the Breaking Dawn 2 premiere put me in a very Portrait of Dorian Gray mindset. The way their faces are aligned, the resemblance between the two stands out in an odd way.

Photo from The Superficial

Think about it ... the evil twin thing would explain so much. The irrational behavior, the cheating, the strange interviews - Kristen Stewart's real personality could just be getting overwhelmed by Stephanie Meyer's use of her as a younger, hotter version of herself. Life by proxy - I mean, it's as reasonable an explanation for Rupert Sanders as anything else I've read. Plus it explains how the two of them seem to be creepily looking more alike every time they're photographed together. 

Wait, They Let Rob Pattinson Drive In America?

Rob Pattinson was spotted driving away from Kristen Stewart's house early this morning. Apparently, they went to a Bobby Long concert together last night, as reported by Moon over at LettersToTwilight and scooped over on RadarOnline (also by Moon).

The Evidence: Exhibits 1 and 2

Fine, they're both in town for the Teen Choice Awards instead of being up in Vancouver. Naturally, they should get together. I'm fine with it. Robsten. It's okay. Really.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING, YOU MORONS?

I mean, honestly, this is like an exhibit in HOW NOT TO BE SUBTLE about creeping around. Separate cabs, people, separate cabs. Yes, it does take away the fun out of making out in the backseat together, but have you learned nothing from fame? Photographers are out there with zoom lenses. Blog girls (who kick ass, btw, Moon, totally love you) are out there with camera phones.

Either blatantly be together, or take some lessons. Hire Angelina Jolie or Johnny Depp as tutors or whatever it takes, but learn to be better at media avoidance.

From there . . . .who else noticed that although Rob is British, he is totally driving in the US? Wrong side of the road and all! On one hand, bully for him for getting it right, and on the other hand . . . .scary as all get out.

Nikki + Paris = ONOZ!

Well, well, well. Look what we have here! A woman smart enough to land a role where she gets to make out with Kellan Lutz, hanging out with this guy:

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki . . . . . . . Let go of the hand!

This guy, Paris Latsis, a formerly obscure Greek bazillionaire, shot to fame (infamy?) in 2005 when he got engaged to Paris Hilton.

Paris + Paris . . . .Well, at least we can spot his fashion influences!

Now, supposedly Nikki + Paris have been together for 6 months, and she's the love of his life. Right . . . . . .anyone normal, sane, and not internationally famous for their lax moral standards should pretty much be the love of his life.

All I've got to say here is: No.

And again: No.

Yes, I can understand the appeal of dating a billionaire, even if he is the son of a water-ski instructor who scandalized the town by marrying the local princess. Props to his dad. Now, had he left his son judgment (or game--that hair!) things might have been different.

As it is, Nikki . . . . . he was engaged to Paris Hilton. You can't . . . . . well, shouldn't . . . . .go where she's already been. Think of your safety. Think of your career.

Hell, think of Kellan.

Whatever you do . . . . .walk away, walk away!!!!