Teen Choice Awards: Can I Stomach Watching This?

How far would you go for Twilight?

How much would you be willing to tolerate?

Especially if it involves hours of teenagers (run away, run away!)?

And the Jonas Brothers (run SCREAMING away)?

The MTV Teen Choice Awards are being broadcast Monday night, on Fox from 8 - 10 pm, and the Twilight crew is up for 12 awards.

On the pro side: Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson in tuxedos

Cute in casual wear . . .but HOT in Tuxedos!

On the con side:

• Kristen Steward, likely speaking aloud with enthusiasm
• The Jonas Brothers
• MTV People everywhere
• Screaming teenage fan girls
• The Jonas Brothers
• Idiotic movies like BandSlam and other tweeny faves competing with Twilight
• 110 minutes that won't be able Twilight
• The Jonas Brothers

It's really a bitch of a decision. I mean, I'll do a lot to see Rob all dressed up in a suit, and Taylor is HOT (yes, jailbait, shut it) all cleaned up, too. But I'm so old compared to the target market for this crap I'm not sure my brain will survive watching it.

But . . .Rob and Taylor in SUITS.

sigh. This may be a last minute decision. I'll keep you posted.