The Universe Conspires To Keep Me From Reading Twilight

I decided to read Twilight again . . .you know, just for something to do.

Also I am giving in and writing a fan fiction story and I need some refreshers. (Got my first chapter back from Project Team Beta this morning and I am in effing heaven . . .although I have about 400 comma changes to make.)

But the universe is against me on this one ... we've had a death in the extended family and I will be winging it back to NE in T-minus 6 hours. Packing like a banshee on crack . . .but want to be reading Twilight instead!

Wishing and hoping I can make this true sometime!