I Joined Twitter For The Hair

The apocalypse must be near, because I've joined Twitter. For the hair.

Not just any hair. The Cullen's hair . . .or more specifically, the associated wigs. It's hysterical on some levels, weird in others, and fascinating to me all the while because while I knew that Twitter was happening, I wasn't on board.

I am now, though. You can find me as @runsfromreality, and just bear with me until I get the hang of this all.

What Rob Pattinson Really Thinks About Twitter

So, much to the utter joy of the Twilight fandom, Rob Pattinson appeared on Twitter, courtesy of his Twilight co-star and total Twitter whore, Peter Facinelli.

I think Pattinson was trying to be funny, in his own special British way. And it's what the fandom will have to accept, because I'm pretty sure I know what was going through Rob's mind when Peter Facinelli was all "Be on my Twitter, Bitch"

I mean really . . .a million followers? Congratulations are in order . . . I guess. That and what, exactly, will get you a beer, Peter?