Shirtless Sunday: BooBoo Stewart

Way back in the day, I asked if all the members of the Wolf Pack really had what it took to be pack members.  Not a long history of acting ... but a killer physique.

Even as a young pup, BooBoo Stewart brought the abs out as needed.  But that was then, this is now.  Welcome to the 2011 edition of BooBoo Stewart's abs!



I must say I'm impressed at the way all the Wolf Pack boys keep themselves up between the different shoots.  Also looking forward to seeing more of BooBoo Stewart as Seth Clearwater in Breaking Dawn.

Shirtless Sunday: Jackson Rathbone

Can I get an AMEN? I am loving these new stills from Jackson Rathbone's movie, HURT. It makes me almost brave enough to see the film, but I'm not sure even a shirtless Jackson Rathbone could get me past my horror movie squeamishness. Still . . . they're not bad, are they?

Happy Trails To You

Seriously, why can't Jackson Rathbone be shirtless in the Twilight movies? Why does he have to be known for his bad hair? As soon as they pick their new director, the fandom needs to submit a list of demands. Item 1? Less bad wig, more exposed abs for Mr. Rathbone.

Ashley Greene + Skinsuits + Sobe = Man Fail

So, Ashley Greene has been returning to her modeling ways, and has figured out how to confound every male on the planet with her latest photoshoot. Now, I was fascinated with the painted on scales and the whole idea of rolling around in the ocean in something that is probably water soluble . . . in front of a camera, no less, but I kind of viewed it as art. Anything that takes 12 hours to paint on by hand is art, right?

Okay, so it's pretty sexy art. And it does kind of lure you into wondering what Ashley Greene has under her skinsuit. Except that's obvious, right? The whole point of the skinsuit and the Sobe campaign of "Zero Inhibitions" is that Ashley Green is NAKED under the skinsuit. Because it's just paint, right?

And then my friend goes . . . "So where are her nipples?" and like a straight forward, practical type, I point out that her photo shoot is clearly at the beach, Turks and Caicos to be exact, so its not like she's cold. Besides, I'm a girl, and my mild technical curiosity around such things was satisfied by the invention of Photoshop.

Unfortunately, he's a guy, and details like Photoshopping the scales on the skinsuit seem hard, and these are outtakes, so in theory not processed, so this is a problem that just continues to confound him. It's like the whole shoot was engineered to make his brain fail. There is nothing else he's going to get done today besides wonder what is under there to make the nipples disappear. Whole universes could collapse around him, and he'll still be staring at these photos of Ashley Greene, wondering what went wrong.

I can only imagine the state of the world when these appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition. It hits newsstands February 10th, and it just might be the man fail heard round the world.

No Werewolf For Christian Serratos

In fact, no fur anything at all. Guess she's firmly Team Vampire?

Actually, the vamps eat the animals. Guess Christian Serratos is firmly Team Human. Although really, she ought to be on Team When-I'm-This-Hot-Why-Does-The-Twilight-Wardrobe-Dept-Make-Me-Look-Dumpy?

Rob Pattinson Makes Me Need A Vanity Fair Subscription

Seriously! I would subscribe to this, just for the December issue of Vanity Fair, which features photos of Rob Pattinson done by photographer Bruce Weber. The photos go with a feature profile by Evgenia Peretz that talks Twilight, Kristen Stewart, and fame . . . and being Robert Pattinson, of course.

I'd subscribe for a piece of the hotness

The photoshoot outtakes are in a beautiful slide show on the Vanity Fair website, but here are a few of my favorites for your viewing pleasure.

The untagged version of the cover shot, courtesy of ThinkingofRob:

Things I'm not kicking out of bed:

Exhibit A



Exhibit B



Books I need to check out:



Where was this when they were making Poughkeepsie banners?



Why yes, I would like to borrow that cigarette:

And finally, before I just post the whole damn Vanity Fair Photoshoot of Rob Pattinson:

Yes, I want to be that sweater:

Holy Hotness Batman! It's Kellan Lutz.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Here I was crabbing about the lack of all things vampire sexy in existence, and lo and behold . . . the vamp side of the house has stepped up to the plate.

Kellan Lutz as Batman

Have I mentioned how much I love this man? No? Well, I certainly have catapulted him to the top of my favorite people list again today! I spent my Halloween at a class reunion, but I am thinking a Vegas adventure with Kellan would have been just as awesome. Okay, much more awesome . . . I'm drooling just thinking about it, and I've definitely got the Batman theme song stuck in my head.

Rob's Legs, In Super Hot Slo-Mo

Well, well, well . . .look what I found!

Seriously. I've accomplished nothing useful since tripping over this gif of Robert Pattinson's legs from Little Ashes. I do not feel the need to share with you how long I have stared at it, totally transfixed. I will only share that I have spent AGES trying (and failing) to figure out how to make it bigger.

Enjoy!

Kellan Lutz Arrives And Gets To Work

Here's a lovely shot of Kellan Lutz leaving LAX and heading up to Vancouver to start filming.

And here's another shot of Kellan doing what I wish more actors and actresses would do: Get down to business and earn that physique.

I know, the famous are supposed to be naturally beautiful. He's certainly been blessed with good genetics. However, I love that you can tell that he puts effort into maintaining that physique. Yes, I am totally on a Team Kellan kick at the moment, but hey, it's not like he's not working for it!

Alex Meraz, Shirtless

This officially gets a WHOA, HEL-LO from me.

You see, normally I don't give the secondary characters in the Twilight Saga much of my attention. I just don't. And Alex Meraz was one that I'd filed away in the box called "Nameless Hot Members of the Wolfpack" (See also: Jailbait) and so I'm quite sure I was not expecting this.

However, 15 seconds later, I will confess that I will be watching this man MUCH more closely in the future!

Robert Pattinson, Superhero?

With Remember Me in post-production and Little Ashes out on video, it had seemed for a while there that all Rob had on his plate was the Twilight Sage. As in, Summit has him by the balls for the foreseeable future, or at the very least until they decide if they are making 4 or 5 of these movies. I mean, there's lots of directors in Hollywood these days, let's everybody have a go!

However, now it seems that Rob's got another potential job offer up his sleeve, playing the part of a superhero.

YoungBlood? I've no idea, but it sounds hot!

Okay, the real details:

• They're still finalizing the script, but they want to ask Rob. There are a couple of parts he could play, including a teenager who can make himself into stone. You know, with his skin feeling "like cool marble" I think it might be a good fit. (My apologies to SMeyer).

• It's based on Rob Liefeld's graphic novel series Youngblood. Which is like being based on a book, only with much better pictures. Yes, that's me being sarcastic. It's LATE, cut me a break.

• Youngblood is about a team of superheros, meaning this thing could have multiple hotties in addition to Rob (WIN!).

• Reliance Big Entertainment / Paramount have the production rights. (Suck it, Summit!)
  

• The director would be Brett Ratner, best known for making X-Men: Last Stand and producing Prison Break.
  

• Little known irrelevant but amusing trivia about Brett Ratner: He has also shot 7 Mariah Carey music videos, and did Madonna's Beautiful Stranger video.
  

All in all . . .I think this might be a fun movie for Rob to do. Lots of action, limited amount of angst. There is also a role for a Russian supermodel slut, so if he's really that lonely, they could put Kristen in it and I think she could pull it off.

All joking aside . . .no, all joking continues! It's that kind of post, people, because it is way past my bedtime and delirious amusement is a good thing. For further amusement, if you've never read the superhero by superhero breakdown of Edward Cullen vs. pretty much everyone, including Darth Vader, you must drop everything (including anything you might laughingly spill on the computer) and read it now.

See Kellan's Dog. I Wanna Be That Dog.

Okay, this is too cute.



Not as cute . . .how bad I want to trade places with the dog in this photo. I mean, I can sit, stay, roll over, AND BEG.

Please Kellan. Let me be man's best friend for you. Just for a while.

Jacob Black's Sexy Back

Had some fun on Photobucket pointing out just what's wrong with this picture:

Concentrating In The Face Of Abs

As much as I like to mock Kristen Stewart for her ridiculous facial expressions in the Twilight movies, this is one look I totally understand. Check this out:

You see that look on her face? That look is quite clearly the look known as "What was I trying to say before you took your shirt off?"

I can only imagine her train of thought here. Mostly because I know what my train of thought would be ... okay, what my train of thought IS. I'm going to hell. Or at the very least, jail.

The Men At The Teen Choice Awards

A breakdown of the ladies outfits should only be followed by a breakdown of the men's clothes, right? And if only I could get the men's clothes to break down . . . . . wait, that's another post.

Jackson Rathbone

Um, channeling our inner Johnny Depp much? The hair, the sunglasses, the vest . . . when you run away to France I am SO FOLLOWING YOU THERE!

Taylor Lautner

Suit, man. Where is the suit? And must you always do that thing with your hair? Shark week is over, baby, over! But how mad at you can I really be when yes, you're still hot, even when you're not wearing a suit.

Kellan Lutz

All clean cut and charming, as ever. I was kind of hoping you would whip out something really funky, not unlike your disguise at the Comic Con event here.

Robert Pattinson

MMMMMMM. So Rob, I hear you won the award for "Choice Hottie" . . .how does that not happen every day?

And one without all the surfboards and nonsense in it . . . . .Congratulations on the hotness, Rob, although, please, next time can you wear a suit? I love you in a suit.

Thanks to Socialite Life, Just Jared, and Getty for the Photos!

Kellan Lutz Works Out With A Smile

Usually, I approach my workouts with a certain grim determination. Kellan Lutz, on the other hand, seems to LOVE working out and does it with a smile.

Such a HUNK!

Can't wait to see all that and more in the movie . . .oh, please, please, please let there be a shirtless fight scene!

Kellan Lutz: Push Up King

Kellan Lutz does push ups for fans. No, really. This isn't the first time he's done this, but here we are in Atlanta where the hotness decides to show off his push up skills. The actual push ups are totally worth the minute plus of fan teasing that he does here.

Is there a Team Kellan? I may have to sign up, especially if it means I can have Kellan Lutz as my personal trainer. I would do the Kellan Lutz workout . . . well, for a minute. Then I would collapse and just watch him workout. Either way, you know my heart rate would be WAAAYYY up there.

Favorite line from Kellan Lutz during this interview? "I could do more, but I'm not sure you could handle more" . . . .oh Kellan . . . . . .

Hello There, 2010 New Moon Calendar

The committee of people who make the world a better place have been throwing around scans of the 2010 New Moon Calendar. To which I can only say, thank you, thank you, thank you. Here are a pair of the scans:

Miss January, anyone?

I think he's rescuing her . . . or causing me heart failure.
One of the two, that's for sure.

Lovely, aren't they? Repeat after me: Jacob is jailbait, Jacob is jailbait, Jacob is jailbait. Okay, so technically so is Edward, but I think after 108 years of being jailbait they just forget about it.

Fan Fic Will Be The Damn Death Of Me

This week, while fighting off real life with both hands, I managed to discover three very awesome fan fic stories. Insert massive happiness at plots and character usage, remove about 15 hours of sleep time.

When will I learn not to start long, multi-chaptered, hyper addicting stories at the crack of freaking midnight? However, though none of these are complete, they are all worth the time it will take you to read them. Who needs sleep anyway?

If you have love for a good story, check these out:

1. Clipped Wings And Inked Armor: The Cullen boys are tattoo artists, and Bella works at a bookstore across the street. Alice is still psychic, and Rosalie is an engineer/cocktail waitress. I don't want to give away too many plots points, because this is a great no vampire thriller. It's not finished yet, but very worth a read so far. 14 Chapters to date, by hunterhunting. She's also very good about linking to tattoo images and piercings if you don't know them well.

2. Art After 5: Currently totally in cliffhanger! After their initial meeting and good run, they've split up! Will Bella and Edward get back together? Lord, I hope so! Very good characters, non-vamp, hopefully headed for happily ever after. I can't talk too much about B & E without giving away the whole story, so I'll talk about the others. Rosalie & Emmett as a happy married jewish couple, Alice & Jasper together, and a heartbreakingly beautiful couple set up for Carlisle and Esme. 44 Chapters (short chapters) by sleepyvalentina. Also has a companion story, Counterpoint, told from Edward's point of view.

3. Poughkeepsie: When Rosalie used the rocket launcher to blow up Emmett's office . . . . when Mike tricked Bella into a cubic zirconia engagement . . . when Alice talked Jasper out of the priesthood . . . . when the author, Mrs.TheKing, interviews the characters . . . . this story has action, adventure, romance, and humor. Touching, rich characters, and 58 Chapters waiting for you. Not finished yet and definitely got me on the edge of my seat.

Rob Pattinson Tells Fangirls Exactly How He Likes It

There are about 10,000 videos and fan streams coming out of the Comic Con insanity yesterday, and I love almost every single one of them. I'm watching them all, sorting for gems, but it's slow, since all the other Twi-fans are fighting me for bandwidth. I'll get you for this, internet.

But this one is going to be a personal favorite for a while. Like, a long while :-) It's Rob Pattinson telling us exactly how he likes it:

Defending Rob's Sexy = Fail

So, how shocked was I last night when one of my male friends called me up and starts the conversation with: "I don't get it."

What? Huh? Um, hello to you, too?

He continues: "I don't get it. I don't get why women think this guy is sexy."

Huh?

And then he revealed that he'd been on the blog (squee!) and was perusing the Rob slideshow. And he wasn't getting the thrill.

"His hair . . . that's disgusting. It just looks gross. I don't get what girls see in this guy."

Okay, so if what you're talking about is this guy, then yeah, I don't always get it either.

But on the other hand, if what you're talking about is this guy, then, um . . . . . .

. . . .. UM . . . . .

UMMMMM . . . . .

Well, let's just say I totally GET IT then.

You know what I came up with on my own, in the actual moment when Rob needed defending?

"Um . . . . .he's British?"

Yep. That answer, while good for a laugh, was totally made of Fail. Better luck next time, right?