New Moon Premier Outfits: Winners

It's red carpet time people, which means it is also time for breaking down the outfits that were. This post is dedicated to all those Twi-cast members who were able to correctly work out what to wear to a premier where they will be photographed approximately a bazillion times. You could hear the cameras clicking away the whole time the red carpet feed was "streaming", which is Internet speak for buffering and teasing me until I give up. Fortunately, a picture is worth 1,000 pieces of buffering nonsense.

Without further ado, the winners on the New Moon premier red carpet:

Kristen Stewart

I may like some of the edgier looks from the New Moon movie promotional tour on her better, but there is no denying that Kristen Steward was representing Bella Swan with class here.

Taylor Lautner

Taylor certainly cleans up nicely!

Rob Pattinson

Basically, this one is here because Rob Pattinson in a suit on the red carpet = win.

Julia Jones

Yes, you play the mean girl. Fortunately, you still know how to look sweet on the red carpet. Not to showy, not limelight sucking away from the stars, and still full of class. Way to go!

Twilight Hits MSN.com

Hehehe . . .all the people who poo-poo my Twilife are now that very same people who now find it newsworthy. Here's the "reputable" MSN.com talking about how Twilight is bad for your love life, and bagging on the Bella character:

"Bella tells us repeatedly that Edward the smug vampire is "too perfect," (256) "flawless," (261) and has an "angel's face" (262). I nearly got brainwashed. But it's like, he could kill her at any second, yet she continues to trust and lust. Of course he doesn't kill her, so we're supposed to be grateful and think highly of him. Such manly restraint!"

There's more if you're interested . . .in the 4 reasons Twilight is just not that good for you.

Hello There, 2010 New Moon Calendar

The committee of people who make the world a better place have been throwing around scans of the 2010 New Moon Calendar. To which I can only say, thank you, thank you, thank you. Here are a pair of the scans:

Miss January, anyone?

I think he's rescuing her . . . or causing me heart failure.
One of the two, that's for sure.

Lovely, aren't they? Repeat after me: Jacob is jailbait, Jacob is jailbait, Jacob is jailbait. Okay, so technically so is Edward, but I think after 108 years of being jailbait they just forget about it.

Kevin Smith Loves Twilight?

Okay, I WAS going to post about Twilight merchandise, but this had me falling off my chair LMAO.

Oh, sweet Jesus. This just made my Monday. Kevin Smith, of Clerks & Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back fame, did a stand up routine about Twilight fangirls and the New Moon Movie clips and it is GOLDEN.