When Outfits Attack: Ashley Greene

Yay for the MTV VMAs! I missed the live feed so I have about 10 billion YouTube postings to catch up on, but fortunately there is plenty of time for my favorite awards show game: What the hell are you wearing?

Today's contestant is none other than VMA fashion correspondent Ashley Greene. Yes, we all know and love Ashley, and I may have counseled in the past that you don't be mean to Ashley Greene.

However, you don't be dressin' Ashley Greene in no stinkin' gold lamé skirt, either.

Exhibit A: The Horror

For shame! Who did this? You know she didn't get to dress herself. Most of the time when she dresses herself she looks pretty good.

Exhibit B: Personal Taste

And even though I thought the skirt here was a little special, too, at least it didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out.

Exhibit C: Past Choices

So basically what we have here is ample evidence that Ashley is a basically competent dresser, capable of not looking like something that escaped from the '80's just this afternoon. Which means I have to find someone and hit them for this.

Exhibit A: The Horror, Again, Because I'm Not Done

I would also like to have her ditch the shoes, that necklace, and whoever did her eye make-up. She looks good, but it's more like an outfit I would have expected on Kristen Stewart, especially after that punk spike skirt thing from the Teen Choice Awards.

For the record, I don't like the clutch she's holding, either. Shudders. Ashley, please, I count on you to be the cute one! Don't let this happen again.

Watching For The Goods

It's been an interesting short week after the long weekend. Damn, has it gone fast! I still don't feel like I am on the right day of the week, or all caught up on anything.

I am, however, still patiently waiting for a bit of Twilight News to really light my fire. You know, something that isn't shopping, sushi, or people leaving Vancouver.

I'm watching and waiting . . . .for you to do something already.

Thankfully, the MTV VMA's are this weekend, which means that at least there will be new fun photos to play with. And video clips, which I like. And of course ... the fodder for fan made video clips and photo manips, which are even more fun.

I'll be driving back to the East Coast for part of the weekend, though, but I am looking forward to some "me" time after all this "family time", and "me" time means a big bunch of "catching up on Twistuff" time is about to occur. Yay!